Im a 40m divorcee and I am absolutely out of my depth thinking about dating.

I have looked at the apps and sites and they never go anywhere for me. No matches or conversations that go no where.

I sort of think that meeting someone will happen when it happens, but I really miss that excitement of learning all about someone and talking all night.

Im also interested in meeting someone outside of my country, because Id love to experience something new, but that makes me look like a scammer.

I am sorely tempted, but its unlikely my banking apps and very specific work 2fa app is anything but Apple and Android compatible. I am almost at the stage of getting a second phone for day to day, and keeping my old for specific apps

Girl I was dating liked Resident evil games. I bought a GameCube because 4 was an exclusive. It became my favourite game and console of all time.

Then I got put on anti anxiety meds that gave me awful insomnia, so id be playing games like Starfox Adventures all night.

I am not a user, but I am bidet-curious. I can’t see how a gentle spray of water can clean poop from my hairy ass cheeks. Unless it’s like a pressure washer. Which I also don’t want.

Or is it just a starter and you finish with paper?

I was curious about the ecotank machines for the cheap ink, I will do more research.

I did update the firmware because it wouldn’t connect to my WiFi.

When I checked, the toner I swapped in was from 2019, and the chip had a battery soldered on, so maybe the battery was dead?

But I am also expecting a level of enshitification as their firmware was bricking machines using third party ink.

But real toner is expensive!

I really wanted a Pebble when they first came out, and then REALLY wanted one when they were selling for next to nothing when FitBit bought the company.

I love a smart watch, but hate the daily charging. Im currently wearing a fossil hybrid which has an eink screen under the hands, and I love that it lasts 30 days on a charge, but wish it did more.

So I ordered a Core 2 Duo. I might still cancel the order before December, but no other watch does what I want, and this is the closest.

Dont need a sextant if you dont leave your house

Which is EXACTLY why I just moved to using Vivaldi browser and StartPage as a search engine. Fuck these guys.

I cant hear American Pie without it turning into Weird Al’s The Saga Begins