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The Picard Maneuver to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works • 16 days ago

The man is an open book to future employers.

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The Picard Maneuver to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works • 16 days ago
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  • @NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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    171•16 days ago

    I took a fat, greasy shit today.

    Yeah, I admit it.

    And I’m sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.

    But why am I bringing this up?

    For two reasons:

    1. Because no topic is off limits and
    2. Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

    There are some things that need to be done in moderation.

    For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.

    Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.

    Carry on.

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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      47•16 days ago

      • @cdf12345@lemm.ee
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        45•16 days ago

        Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF

        • Pennomi
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          33•16 days ago

          They do, but only when you’re not looking.

          • @mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works
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            21•16 days ago

            That’s not a worm?!?!?!

            • @D_C@lemm.ee
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              3•15 days ago

              Eating it is the only way to find out.

      • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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        11•15 days ago

      • @wieson@feddit.org
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        4•15 days ago

        bookcover

        About the little mole who wanted to know, who had made a doodoo on his head

    • @CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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      22•16 days ago

      More useful than the original.

    • snooggums
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      Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

      South Park joke about Chipotle making you shit your pants

      Chipoltaway ad

    • @multiplemigs@sh.itjust.works
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      16•16 days ago

      might want to look in to getting a little more fiber in that diet if it was greasy. drink more water too.

      • @TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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        7•16 days ago

        Ok coca cola corp

    • Balder
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      8•16 days ago

      This cracked me up.

    • @biofaust@lemmy.world
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      5•15 days ago

      As a European, the only information I have about Chipotle is that makes you shit greasy and greatly. Sounds like something straight out of Idiocracy from here.

      • @NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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        3•15 days ago

        It’s not actually bad as long as the chipotle you go to is decent. I’ve never had trouble eating it; was only joking. They use fresh ingredients which is more than a lot of American fast food can say

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