Imagine actually having Google Play Services on your phone. Unthinkable. I’ll be praying for you guys.

The initial Android Jellybean version of the blobmojis are the only emojis that have ever been good, before or since

Discord? What, did nobody have an Xfire room? That doesn’t inspire confidence.

frontend will be closed source for a while

i.e. forever

Just the good ones

I do the same thing in reverse, I live in Zee territory but I always pronounced the ZX Spectrum as Zed-Ex

And a substantially improved book collection by default

People who make decisions like this don’t know what a sitemap is. They probably think CNET is an app.

Today, a Lemming did not learn what a thesis statement is.

I’m not convinced of that at all. To me the lesser evil is to run degoogled Android and jump through hoops to protect your privacy, not to choose the maliciously evil corporation over the benevolently evil corporation.

The internet, or the web? Me and the other gopher/Gemini weirdos are gonna be fine.