I can feel the cracks in the Matrix…

I don’t mean elimination, I just mean “get off your ass and do something” type of uprising.

I’m all for the uprising if it increases the average IQ.

What? Its evolving!

Accelerate turned into exelerate!

This is not enshittification, this is evolution. “Exelerates” is superior to “accelerates”.

Did they fucking stutter? Exelerates.

You data horders are insane. I love it.

this is what happens when you assemble an IKEA cat using the instruction manual