Make no sense? They all make sense:

Picture of my cat. Picture of my cat. Picture of my cat. Picture of my cat.

You don’t find iinformation, you find hot takes. Xitter is a cesspool if you want to learn about anything.

Cmon Elon. I am fanboy of both. You and Asmond.

Well, that’s just sad.

You say that, but I wouldn’t put it past SpaceX to give him a hammer, a piece of wood, and a nail when they want to keep him busy. “Elon! You did so well! We’re going to get to Mars so much faster now! This is going right on the spaceship.”

Turn left?

I wish we could say the students will figure it out, but I’ve had interns ask for help and then I’ve watched them try to solve problems by repeatedly asking ChatGPT. It’s the scariest thing - “Ok, let’s try to think about this problem for a moment before we - ok, you’re asking ChatGPT to think for a moment. FFS.”

Windows 12 won’t be. Windows 12+ChatGPT 100% will be.

Well that’s interesting as testicular cancer will be closely linked to having testosterone.

A few of the artists I follow put their new releases on cassette.

If he wants $7tn, he better pay for all the content he stole to do it. Fuck these guys, wanting to become unfathomably rich off other people’s labour.

How much? How much of total US power is used by banks? You have a number, right?

The aqueduct.

Yeah, this is going to be a pain in the ass. At least I have until summer.

Big pockets.

Stupid sexy Balmer.

Immortality really just means that the odds of you dying by accident becomes 100%.

I honestly have no idea why iPhone users put up with those cables for so long.

Yeah, that’s fair enough. I just wanted to point out it’s not our data that will be in jeopardy any more than it is right.

All of the data Meta could gather by federating is available to anyone who sets up their own server. The hacker would just need to know how to use docker. What’s scary is the extra information Threads users give away by being on threads.

Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.