That makes sense. I don’t think rodents like hot, dry areas either.

Burkholderia pseudomallei has entered the chat

Hantaviruses, yes.

Catdolf: “Fly, you fools!”

Daniel isn’t a nobody. Show some respect, please.

Final scene from an adaptation of The Great Catsby.

I want to believe that, but how will the owner accomplish that with the dad intervening?

Okay, you lost me here. Clearly, I’m not up to date on current events and references.

We really thought it was about to be World War III.

As a native social media pedant, I’d just like to take a moment to split hairs and point out that’s the literal definition of that phrase.

With all that said, I’m glad you’ve taken that approach. They’re very lucky to have you. I wish I could’ve had more adults like that in my life as a child. Here’s to you and your contribution to supporting the next generation. May they pass on those values, too.

For me, it was 3rd and Market. It was November 22nd, 1963 at about 1238pm. I was walking past Sal’s Electeonic Emporium when I saw the commotion on the TVs in the display window.

This is my favorite answer. I’d argue that he got less than the natural consequences of his actions. In nature, when one assaults another, even with something as harmless as water, it’s usually reasonable to interpret it as a threat, the response to which is usually violence. That kid is lucky he didn’t get a face full of claws. I’ve gotten a lot worse from gently touching cats that, as it turned out, didn’t want to be touched. Boundaries are important.

If his Dad’s reaction is any indication, he likely won’t.

Don’t worry. Water prices will start going up too.

You’re probably in the right here, but at least they’ll know what it’s like to be assaulted with water.

I’m glad to hear that. Thanks for contributing to the advancement of civil rights.

I am literally crying and far too sad to respond to your comment. I’ll put it off until I feel too guilty to reach out. I’ll hold onto that guilt for the rest of my life.

Sorry to hear that, Miss Una. I hope you have a social group that respects and appreciates women like you.