Ackhshully - it’s “GDPR”

Not to mention the risk of plagiarism

“Millions of former subscribers will cancel their accounts in 2026”

FTFY

Oh no… anyway

The tech industry is about to become a total shit show. Mark my words

Pointless.

Where’s my seat? Dammit

We need to get back to pet-shaming more. It’s funny, and they don’t understand, nor do they have the faculties to have their feelings hurt by it.

I don’t use X, and I’ve heard some really shitty things about the corruption in Indian government. Screw all of them, imho

…Or a chainsaw

And hasn’t fElon already gone back to “save” the company, so he’s not even at DOGE anymore?

Coconut halves

Genius

At least the screws won’t collect in your tires! Lol

Great… I can’t wait to be hit by one of those on my motorcycle

Time to unionize

Reddit? More like Deddit, amirite?

Blame the “corporate buzzword”

“The web” “The cloud” “Blockchain” “AI”

Get non-technical management out of technology and you’ll see a 180° change

Old news. It was old news in 2018

Welp… Linux it is, then