Easiest option if you’re great at math? Count cards at a high stakes poker table in Vegas.

Condensation isn’t pure water.

There are also parts that aren’t purely gold, and corrosion damage is a concern too.

“Well hello veen-oh-moose!”

Well, it’s a cult created by a science fiction author, so you just ask to join. But it’s also a scam, so they’ll want all your money to get points for the cult that can be used to purchase new skins for your thetans or possibly shake hands with Tom Cruise.

The smell wouldn’t do much, but they shouldn’t touch them either since it can cause skin irritation.

I also would never feel like it would ever be out of reach of a cat unless in a room the cat isn’t allowed in and actively kept out of.

Could turn the drone industry upside down

And this would be bad, because now they are just flying into the ground.

Internet access should be a utility like electricity and water until all three, along with housing, medicine, and food, can be free to all.

Anarchists: “You can’t own ideas, man!”

Capitalists: “Well, I can, because I am not some penniless hippy!”

I just think it’s funny that Rush Limbaugh thought that much about two guys kissing, and encourages others to do the same.

Why wouldn’t you? Only losers seek power, and only losers could and would fuck up this badly.

Just like how back in the earlier days, you didn’t necessarily have to type “http://” before the www.

T H E V O I D W A T C H E S

In order to be my friend, I’m going to have to require verification that you’re a human. Please tell me the exact GPS coordinates of all the traffic lights on Earth.

The only liquid trees I approve of are the kinds that come in a 510 threaded cart and you smoke.

Dragon. Not even a debate.

What’s the coolest thing a dinosaur can do? Exactly. A dragon can fly, it can breath fire, it has hella gold…

A single 42 inch TV. I have no space in my apartment for my desk. So my actual monitors just sit unused in the closet, and my corner desk is disassembled in its box, stored in another closet. My PC sits on the TV stand behind the TV.

Hella games need better UI scaling options, man. So much shit I can’t really play anymore because there’s no option to make the text bigger without lowering the resolution. They all expect you to be using a normal monitor, a foot or less from the screen. 😩

If society collapses, what good would physical cash be other than toilet paper?

I’m a cowboy… On a steel horse I ride!

“Think twice? I don’t even thinks once.”