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Cake day: March 3rd, 2024

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  • The details of my life are quite inconsequential, but since you asked…

    Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.








  • Nah man, that wealth is stolen from tax payers.

    I hear you, and I do like that billionaires like bill gates and buffet have pledged to donate or what not…

    But my point still stands… they had no core values when they accumulated the wealth. Now gates is retired and bored and controls more wealth than a small country.

    Sure, Carnegie hall is great, but the dude was still a cunt. Same with gates and buffet…

    Buffet and Gates might be cunts of lesser evil though, I’ll give you that… but that’s like genocide or genocide light…

    I hate using words like cunts and dick in a negative light, they are such great body parts, but whatevs