AZERTY

Im tired of all these mother fucking snakes… On this mother fucking plane.

A few years ago there was a site going around that would simulate nuclear strikes anywhere you wanted with different payloads. learned I’d be instantly disintegrated if my city was attacked by a nuke and I’m kind of okay with that knowledge. I don’t want to survive through radiation poisoning or nuclear fallout after the bombs fall.

I would redownload and reflash the OS on my USB to make sure there isn’t a problem with the installation media causing hang ups.

$10 without question, probably 3 or 4 but they make about the same annually as I do and we constantly pay each other back for meals or group purchases.

Over $20 I’d definitely ask why at the very least.

Leave some women for the rest of us man. I can’t compete with that.

My coworker just surprised me with some donut holes so I guess that.

On The Nature Of Daylight - Max Richter

It’s a beautiful piece of music but it’s been used as the background for so many sad movie sequences it tends to just make me sad. It’s been used in Arrival and Shutter Island to name a few. I actually can’t listen to it when I use psychedelics bc it turns my mood melancholy af.

don’t get sucked into a negativity spiral

I got sucked into one by talking to a new negative coworker and didn’t even realize it.

I will be last person to take the last hit from my very nearly empty lemonade raspberry dispo at some point later today.

“Call me after 9. I ran out of minutes.”

This is a dishwashing machine video, not a clothes washing machine video.

A wild beaver like a few miles from my house, and not a nutria, a real life flat-tailed beaver toothed fucking beaver. I was going to an artificial dam I use as a fishing spot and there he was. It was way bigger than I thought but I didn’t want to disturb it so I turned around and went home.

In captivity? An Okapi? A rhino? Idk man I’ve been to many zoos and exotic zoos where you drive through and idk about the rarest.

Summit reminds me of sync, but without the ads.

Id probably use AP (Associated Press) since they seem to provide the least biased and most fact based reporting. However looking at their front page right now I see minimal content involving celebrities so it might not be your cup of tea.

If I am ordering and picking up at a counter fuck tipping. If I’m actually being waited on then I’ll always tip if the service wasn’t dogshit.

Delete system32 obviously

That’s a Chihuahua for sure.

My problem with that is I’m incredibly unoriginal and the lame joke I think of is usually the top comment, so I don’t have anything meaningful to add to the conversation.

“Fuck it, leggo” and “what’s the worst that could happen?”

Atlas Shrugged.

It’s a massive paperback and looks impressive on a bookshelf but it’s a dull narrative. I got about 200 pages in and was like fuck all these people and these stupid trains.