Using that one brain cell for good
You have betrayed me, hoo-man!
Normally you yell the curses before we wash your mouth with soap, but you do you
oh my baby’s twin! I My girl looks exactly like this one, and oh boy she is a troublemaker!
Kitty is being harassed by the photographer. Why else would it hiss at the camera and not the soap? Also, many kitties like the taste of soap due to the fats present in it, and sometimes the scent is attractive.
My cat likes to sneak into the bathroom and lick the shower or bar soap on the sink.
Yep. Just ask yourself why they’d have their camera out for this moment.
When I was 3 or 4 I bit a bar of soap my grandma had in the kitchen thinking it was cheese. Also when I was 3 or 4 I brushed my teeth with soap because I couldn’t find the toothpaste. Oh and I ate a whole blister of contraceptives around that age too and my parents had to take me to the hospital.
I’m sure I did more stuff like that around that age, I was fucking stupid and I don’t think I got much better when I grew up.
At least you’re somewhat self aware? But even smart people do stupid shit.
Newton stared at the sun (using a mirror) long enough that he went blind for three days…as an adult.
This tastes awful and it’s your fault!
That was me when I was 4 or so. Also:
Insert Goofy"I’ll fucking do it again"-meme
All those filthy meows
