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DrewM to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works •
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7 days ago

Maybe the fly is just allergic to honey

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Maybe the fly is just allergic to honey

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DrewM to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works •
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  • @blargle@sh.itjust.works
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    3•3 days ago

    Ok, being a fly, try breaking into a beehive and laying your eggs in their honey, see how well it goes for you. Or just be thankful that you answer to no queen and all the world’s shit is yours for the taking.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    4•6 days ago

    There is a saying that “honey attracts more flies than vinegar” but this has me wondering if honey would attract more flies than a pile of shit. 🤔

  • @A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl
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    4•6 days ago

    this is recursive, people will never stop reading this forever until they die of starvation.

  • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    7•7 days ago

    “Hey, boss, why do we have to lick shit? Isn’t there a lot of honey?” - “That is just s myth, now eat your shit.”

  • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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    3•7 days ago

    Sh*t

  • @9point6@lemmy.world
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    118•8 days ago

    “Read that again”

    A sentence that never follows something of value

    • @Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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      49•8 days ago

      I love that the “read that again” is part of the quote of an unknown source quoting a nameless “wise man”.

    • noodlejetski (he/him)
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      18•8 days ago

      LOUDER

      • @ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de
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        11•8 days ago

        A SENTENCE THAT NEVER FOLLOWS SOMETHING OF VALUE

        • noodlejetski (he/him)
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          8 days ago

          LOUDER

          • @drislands@lemmy.world
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            11•8 days ago

            A SENTENCE!

    • @ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      12•8 days ago

      I think the quoted person called “unknown” is a good indicator as well.

  • @isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de
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    84•8 days ago

    instructions unclear, i’ve been reading this in a loop for the past 7 hours

    • @jonne@infosec.pub
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      30•8 days ago

      That’s how you end up with massive AWS bills.

    • @Sergio@slrpnk.net
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      20•8 days ago

      Oh, but did you try reading it again louder?

    • @Psythik@lemm.ee
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      10•7 days ago

      Seriously, though, what are we supposed to be looking for in the second readthrough? I can’t find any sort of typo or hidden message.

    • ☂️-
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      6•7 days ago

      tfw no exit condition

  • Rayquetzalcoatl
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    24•8 days ago

    “For the people in the back”? The back of where? What is this man talking about? I’m not on stage. I’m in my living room, waiting for the kettle to boil. Are there people in my house? Who are “the people in the back”? I’m reading this sentence out loud but it still sounds fucking stupid. Help me, bald man with beard!

  • @drolex@sopuli.xyz
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    21•8 days ago

    LinkedIn is finally allowed by Scarfolk council

    • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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      8•7 days ago

      Now with more pixels!

      • @drolex@sopuli.xyz
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        3•7 days ago

        Thanks, reread in hi-res!

  • @Fabian@lemmy.zip
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    I think grown bees don’t eat honey

    • @naeap@sopuli.xyz
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      In my experience they do.
      I’ve given some cooled out bees some honey and warm water, and they always go for it and usually recover and fly away

  • @HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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    20•8 days ago

    I mean from the flies’ perspective the opposite is probably true, so wygd

  • dragon-donkey3374
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    18•8 days ago

    Smart people don’t bother explaining to dumb people how dumb they are.

    • Psaldorn
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      7•8 days ago

      And yet the post and the message both try to get you to explain it by reading it again or louder.

  • @zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com
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    16•7 days ago

    I don’t get why this is in this community. It’s a good message. 2 groups with very different interests, they are never going to convince eachother that their own thing is better.

    Person A loves skydiving. Person B loves reading. They’re never going to convince eachother that the other hobby is better.

    Everyone taking away that flies are stupid people are just falling in the same pitfall of fighting battles with no victory condition

    • @whome@discuss.tchncs.de
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      5•7 days ago

      I read it like a anti social guideline: don’t share your good info with others less deserving or so. But that might be wrong.

  • @pastermil@sh.itjust.works
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    You know… I actually agree with this one. This is why I don’t go around telling people Linux is better.

    • @RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world
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      Thanks for a sane comment to build on.

      I actually think it is a fault of the American educated class that they assume that the uneducated people understand what they missed.

      We all think everyone gets it or will get it with some Cliffs Notes.

      That just isn’t true.

  • Jo Miran
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    9•8 days ago

    Honey is bee vomit so…there’s that.

    • go $fsck yourself
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      8•8 days ago

      It’s not technically vomit because they have a special chamber separate from their stomach for it.

      https://busybeekeeping.com/is-honey-bee-poop-or-bee-vomit-heres-the-truth/

      • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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        If honey is bee vomit, then babies are human piss

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