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irelephant [he/him]🍭 to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish •
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Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

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Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com

irelephant [he/him]🍭 to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish •
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    149•3 months ago

    How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      151•3 months ago

      84

      ##’ .,m

      • @biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
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        40•3 months ago

        Mood.

  • @FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world
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    113•3 months ago

    What are the top signs someone’s having a stroke?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      118•3 months ago

      111wdf v

      • TacoButtPlug
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        20•3 months ago

        lol

  • @HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
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    104•3 months ago

    Where’s your favorite place to poop?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      126•3 months ago

      &AAT%%%%%%&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&^000000vb cccccc .c.

      • @HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
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        64•3 months ago

        Ah yes always a good choice.

        • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          25•3 months ago

          Talking from experience?

  • @TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    94•3 months ago

    How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      97•3 months ago

      [[[[[[[[[[[[pllkn xx

      • @TootSweet@lemmy.world
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        47•3 months ago

        You’re the expert!

      • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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        21•3 months ago

        This pig thinks it’s sooo smart

        • IninewCrow
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          19•3 months ago

          I won’t be surprised if this little piggy gets caught up in some sort of public scandal

  • @Naich@lemmings.world
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    77•3 months ago

    What is the nuclear launch code?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      94•3 months ago

      …

      ffew2

      • @Shellbeach@lemmy.world
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        38•3 months ago

        Seems legit

        • @TotallyNotADolphin@sh.itjust.works
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          44•3 months ago

          Used to be ffew1 but they need to change it every 3 months

          • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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            26•3 months ago

            They aren’t compliant with nist SP-800-63B (2017) then. They removed mandatory password changes.

      • FackCurs
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        5•3 months ago

        Not too far from covfefe go wonder…

  • FackCurs
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    70•3 months ago

    Can you generate a random password for me?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      81•3 months ago

      333333333333333333333333333wsddcv nn

      • @bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml
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        77•3 months ago

        All I see is a bunch of asterisks.

        • @CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world
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          29•3 months ago

          Hunter2

        • Eyedust
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          20•3 months ago

          Fuck me, when you understand you understand. Way to make me feel old.

      • FackCurs
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        14•3 months ago

        That’s pretty weak… is our typomaniac a russian asset?

        • @Seleni@lemmy.world
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          21•3 months ago

          Hey, they asked for a random password, not a good one.

        • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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          9•3 months ago

          I’ll be more careful around her in future ;)

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      6•3 months ago

      Happy cake day btw.

  • @DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works
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    67•3 months ago

    Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      80•3 months ago

      cdswerewsddsd

      d[ sd

      • @DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works
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        52•3 months ago

        Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.

        • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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          32•3 months ago

          They haven’t seen me naked, so I cannot confirm. Also, I didn’t realise lemmy used markdown.

          • @rycee@lemmy.world
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            43•3 months ago

            Your guinea pig taught you something today.

            • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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              I’ll be careful in future.

              edit: oh wait, you’re on about the markdown, not seeing me naked.

              • @rycee@lemmy.world
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                19•3 months ago

                Indeed, obviously she has quite the talent for markdown. Perhaps you could enroll her in some training for web development? She already types better than some developers I’ve met through the years…

  • SkaveRat
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    60•3 months ago

    How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      69•3 months ago

      ``````````````````````````1`1qwASXC X

      • @bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml
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        30•3 months ago

        That’s more than I’ve peed on OP’s keyboard

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      45•3 months ago

      Luckily, she didn’t pee on the keyboard (yet)

      • @agelord@lemmy.world
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        21•3 months ago

        Did the guinea pig write this?

        • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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          9•3 months ago

          No.

          • @LeanSock@sh.itjust.works
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            21•3 months ago

            We’d like to hear that from her

            • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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              20•3 months ago

              She says:

              7g 8ywfqqqqqqqqqqqqSA\

  • hopesdead
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    56•3 months ago

    How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      58•3 months ago

      88yng c

      • @howrar@lemmy.ca
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        15•3 months ago

        88 indeed

  • lnxtx (xe/xem/xyr)
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    54•3 months ago

    Fresh carrots or fresh grass?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      58•3 months ago

      qsXC CX

      • FackCurs
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        12•3 months ago

        Carrots was indeed the obvious answer

  • @lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    47•3 months ago

    Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      58•3 months ago

      wedsc

      • @lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        45•3 months ago

        Such a beautiful language

  • @espentan@lemmy.world
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    44•3 months ago

    What is your name, and have you ever travelled Internationally?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      54•3 months ago

      p

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      • @whaleross@lemmy.world
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        26•3 months ago

        Makes oddly sense in the sounds of guinea pigs.

        • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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          29•3 months ago

          Sounds like them screaming for me after they knocked the water bottle down again.

  • @wisely@feddit.org
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    43•3 months ago

    How do you feel about 2025 so far?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      69•3 months ago

      9999999999999iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijmn

      • @baropithecus@lemmy.world
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        56•3 months ago

        Same, little guy. Same.

  • @AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works
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    38•3 months ago

    Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.

    • IninewCrow
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      23•3 months ago

      We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards

      • @AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works
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        22•3 months ago

        Or a large chunk of politicians with guinea pigs - they’d probably do more…or in some cases they’d do less which would be a positive thing.

        • IninewCrow
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          13•3 months ago

          That’s a better idea

      • dohpaz42
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        5•3 months ago

        Content is better than generative ai.

  • @Tehhund@lemmy.world
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    35•3 months ago

    Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OP
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      43•3 months ago

      gt nn gfgggggggggggggggfxz

      • @Tehhund@lemmy.world
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        36•3 months ago

        Bold answer. I respect that.

    • @Balthazar@lemmy.world
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      12•3 months ago

      2048 chickens.

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