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@PugJesus@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months ago

Siri: "I am fluent in over 6 million forms of communication"

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Siri: "I am fluent in over 6 million forms of communication"

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@PugJesus@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months ago
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  • @snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    8 months ago

    (by @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org)

    • @BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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      29•8 months ago

      There was a subreddit called HailCorporate for when people accidentally post ads that they made themselves. Like we hear so much advertising that we start internalizing it and end up basically thinking and talking in ads.

      Of course it kind of typically devolved into accusations of intent, but I always thought it was a neat idea. Does life imitate art or the other way around type of thing?

      Thanks for listening.

      • JackbyDev
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        4•8 months ago

        I always thought it was for calling out guerilla marketing, but I guess there is a sort of Poe’s Law to marketing lol.

    • @Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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      16•8 months ago

      SUBSCRIBE to your propoganda notifications

      • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        2•8 months ago

        I watch the Superbowl for the ads! 🤪🤪🤪

        • @Omgpwnies@lemmy.world
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          6•8 months ago

          I’d be slightly less pissed off about constantly being advertised to if all ads had the same level of effort put into them that superbowl ads do

    • @nforminvasion@lemmy.world
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      7•8 months ago

      Analog Nowhere!! So good

    • @drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world
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      4•8 months ago

      Don’t ruin this for me.

      • @CptEnder@lemmy.world
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        1•8 months ago

        deleted by creator

    • JackbyDev
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      4•8 months ago

      Did you mean @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org?

      • @snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2•8 months ago

        oh yep thank you, got mixed up there

        • JackbyDev
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          2•8 months ago

          Their comics are really growing on me.

          • @snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            1•8 months ago

            they’re really really good

  • Naja Kaouthia
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    87•8 months ago

    I didn’t realize Siri and the cats were conspiring. Yesterday I went into the living room to investigate a ruckus and found one of my cats sitting on the couch while the home pod in the window sill was playing Mumford and Sons.

    • @cheddar@programming.dev
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      56•8 months ago

      This started in 2011, when cats killed Jobs. Tim Cook is not a real person but a mere avatar operated by cats.

      • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        14•8 months ago

        Cats are responsible for the ligma outbreak?

        • @cheddar@programming.dev
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          6•8 months ago

          Ligma what?

          • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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            3•8 months ago

            https://youtu.be/C78HBp-Youk

  • @kikutwo@lemmy.world
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    69•8 months ago

    Better check your order history lol

    • Sundray
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      25•8 months ago

      "Palette of tuna? One gross order of feathers on a stick? Premium, Extra Fancy catnip?

      – Oh good, nothing amiss here!"

      • @Retrograde@lemmy.world
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        6•8 months ago

        10lb of Scottish salmon? I must’ve been drunk…

  • @ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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    66•8 months ago

    So for all of apple’s design faults, I genuinely think this might have been intentional because it feels like the venn diagram of Apple software engineers and cat owners is more like a circle.

    • @scarilog@lemmy.world
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      I wish owning a cat got me employment as an apple SWE :/

      • @Asetru@feddit.org
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        Yeah, the difference between subsets and equality seems to be lost for them.

        That said, I’m not sure if you’d really want to work for Apple.

      • @ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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        2•8 months ago

        Does the cat wear a turtle-neck sweater/jumper?

  • @captainWhatsHisName@lemm.ee
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    65•8 months ago

    This seems to be an advertisement

    • @garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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      My brain somehow didn’t grasp that I had never heard of a Homepod before, then when I saw your comment I had to think back and was like “wait a second, Siri? That’s not google or Alexa” and I had to reread to understand.

      Anyway all to say, I’m tired and not reading well but their advertising must be pretty shit if this is the first ad I’ve ever seen for it.

      • @FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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        6•8 months ago

        I’ve got one, syncs up easily with other Apple devices but the sound isn’t great. If I hadn’t had a gift card to knock down the price it would not be worth $100, I’ve had cheaper Bluetooth speakers with better sound and hardiness.

  • Sundray
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    53•8 months ago

    I once activated Siri, and before I could say anything my dog started barking – and Siri replied “Good boy!”

  • PhobosAnomaly
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    26•8 months ago

    I mean, “I’m only happy when it rains” should be the national anthem for Catland.

  • @freebread@lemm.ee
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    24•8 months ago

    I mean, “Son of Sam” was about a man who became a serial killer after being told to by a dog so I can see why cats would like it.

    • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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      You’d think it would be a cat telling people to kill. Or at least knock shit off the table. Son of Sam could have just been some guy who went into peoples houses and broke stuff.

      • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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        2•8 months ago

        Dogs are too dumb to conspire. Smart enough to sit and recognize smells, but too dumb for complex thought.

    • Schadrach
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      5•8 months ago

      David Berkowitz. He claimed that in court, and later retracted the statement. Sonny from the Venture Bros parody of the Scooby Gang is also a reference to him.

  • @Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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    24•8 months ago

    Playlist

    • “What’s New Pussycat?” – Tom Jones
    • “Cool for Cats” – Squeeze
    • “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” – The Tokens
    • “Three Cool Cats” – The Coasters
    • @M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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      22•8 months ago

      Or if your cat hates you:

      • “What’s New Pussycat?” – Tom Jones
      • “What’s New Pussycat?” – Tom Jones
      • “What’s New Pussycat?” – Tom Jones
      • “What’s New Pussycat?” – Tom Jones
      • “What’s New Pussycat?” – Tom Jones
      • Lemminary
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        12•8 months ago

        Relevant

        • @M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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          6•8 months ago

          Glad someone gets the reference. Also did that at my store once, it is way worse then you would think.

      • Iron Lynx
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        2•8 months ago

        Just keep repeating that for like half a dozen times, until interrupting it with:

        • “It’s Not Unusual” - Tom Jones

        Before repeating What’s New Pussycat again.

    • @emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de
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      12•8 months ago

      “Too many puppies” - Primus

    • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      9•8 months ago

      Missing ‘the cats in the cradle’

      • @dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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        6•8 months ago

        Cat Stevens.

        • @Alenalda@lemmy.world
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          6•8 months ago

          Stray cat strut

    • Bene Gesserit Witch
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      7•8 months ago
      • The Cure - Lovecats
      • The Ink Spots - That Cat Is High
      • Shaggs - My Pal Foot Foot
      • Lords Of Acid - Pussy
    • bitwolf
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      6•8 months ago
      • Stray cat strut - the stray cats
    • @theTarrasque@lemmy.world
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      4•8 months ago

      „Tommy the cat“ - Primus

    • m3t00🌎M
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      3•8 months ago
      • Stray Cat Strut - Stray Cats
    • @niktemadur@lemmy.world
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      2•8 months ago

      “Lions Also Cry” - Gato Barbieri

    • DaMamaJama
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      deleted by creator

  • @senkora@lemmy.zip
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    14•8 months ago

    My poodle knows how to tap the homepad with his nose to play music. He gets up to it, taps it, and then curls down beneath it to listen. It’s very cute and definitely intentional on his part.

  • @norimee@lemmy.world
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    They are listening to f*cking everything.

    I find this more scary than wholesome.

  • @shutz@lemmy.ca
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    9•8 months ago

    “Siri, how long has this been going on?”

    Siri: https://youtu.be/UGP9uz4s8hQ?si=jhoEOFKHBPhIPszs

  • MobileDecay
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    6•8 months ago

    The day we understand ourstand what our cats say is the day they go back into the streets. Hopefully Google doesn’t add meow to Google Translate. 😢

  • m3t00🌎M
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    -2•8 months ago

    https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=garbage+and+elliott+smith

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