Lee Duna to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years agoApple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enoughwww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square264fedilinkarrow-up11.26Karrow-down151
arrow-up11.21Karrow-down1external-linkApple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enoughwww.theregister.comLee Duna to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years agomessage-square264fedilink
minus-square@the_tab_key@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish226•2 years agoI thought this was about a cereal for a hot second.
minus-square@M500@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish50•2 years agoI love Apple Jacks. I haven’t had them in years.
minus-square@Jerkface@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish29•2 years agoWhy don’t they taste like apples!? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
minus-square@Ensign_Crab@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish17•2 years agoWait until you hear about Grape Nuts.
minus-square@Techmaster@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish1•2 years agoReally? I’ve never even tried them but I always assumed they were basically apple flavored cheerios.
minus-square@poppy@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish1•2 years agoThey’re a very strong artificial cinnamon flavor.
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoiceslinkfedilinkEnglish11•2 years agoApple Jacks are my number two, only behind Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Also, number two, behind. Heh.
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoiceslinkfedilinkEnglish6•2 years agoThat joke was brought to you by lactose intolerance, btw.
minus-square@garbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish9•2 years agoI scrolled away and had to come back because I just kept repeating the sentence in my head. If Apple Jacks gets $19B in profit I better join the cereal industry.
minus-square@Jarmer@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 years agoIs this thread a secret marketing ploy?!?!? Now I want some delicious fake apple cereal!
minus-square@terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoThe cereal is that good, I wasn’t doubting they were pulling that XD
minus-square@AgentGrimstone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoI thought I was really out of the loop. A brand I haven’t heard in over 20 years has been killin it.
I thought this was about a cereal for a hot second.
I love Apple Jacks. I haven’t had them in years.
Why don’t they taste like apples!? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Wait until you hear about Grape Nuts.
Are those The Grapist’s testicles?
I’m gonna tie you to the radiator!
This made me lol
They taste like jack instead.
Really? I’ve never even tried them but I always assumed they were basically apple flavored cheerios.
They’re a very strong artificial cinnamon flavor.
Apple Jacks are my number two, only behind Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Also, number two, behind. Heh.
That joke was brought to you by lactose intolerance, btw.
I scrolled away and had to come back because I just kept repeating the sentence in my head. If Apple Jacks gets $19B in profit I better join the cereal industry.
Is this thread a secret marketing ploy?!?!? Now I want some delicious fake apple cereal!
Glad I wasn’t the only one.
The cereal is that good, I wasn’t doubting they were pulling that XD
I thought I was really out of the loop. A brand I haven’t heard in over 20 years has been killin it.