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Facelikeapotato
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to cats@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

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Facelikeapotato
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  • Zoidsberg
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    35•2 years ago

    least dignified

    You have never seen me half-jog across a crosswalk.

    • Facelikeapotato
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      14•2 years ago

      Do you need to hold your boobs, like I do?

      • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        15•2 years ago

        Why do you need to hold their boobs though?

        • @sab@lemmy.world
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          6•2 years ago

          Speaking from my own experience: it’s fun to hold boobs, even moreso if they’re not your own.

          • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            1•2 years ago

            That has been my experience as well.

        • @procrastinator@lemmy.world
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          4•2 years ago

          asking the same question. Maybe because they bounce too much they run and it hurts or something idk i don’t have boobs

          • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            6•2 years ago

            That would necessitate holding their OWN boobs.

            I was commenting on the fact that a deliberately wrong but technically valid way to read the question would be that the asker needed to hold the boobs of the asked rather than their own 😉

            • @procrastinator@lemmy.world
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              1•2 years ago

              Wait omfg i missed it completely (and your comments meaning)

              • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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                1•2 years ago

                No worries, it’s subtle enough that only an experienced pedant would be guaranteed to spot it 😉

                • @procrastinator@lemmy.world
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                  1•2 years ago

                  Lol its also the morning where I live so my brain hasn’t turned on since i just woke up (from sleeping 10 hours lol)

      • Echo Dot
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        6•2 years ago

        I noticed I was starting to get overweight when I realised I had to hold my stomach when going down the stairs quickly.

        Then you start to notice other people doing it too.

        • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          I just walk like napoleon

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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      8•2 years ago

      My sandal fell off the last time I did that, making it even worse.

      • Zoidsberg
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        5•2 years ago

        I would just lie down and die

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