AbuTahir to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 days agoMassaging the neck and face may help flush waste out of the brainwww.newscientist.comexternal-linkmessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1243arrow-down17
arrow-up1236arrow-down1external-linkMassaging the neck and face may help flush waste out of the brainwww.newscientist.comAbuTahir to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 days agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-square@sramder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish40•8 days agoBecause you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.
minus-square@Alteon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish55•8 days agoWife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I’m giving it all I got!
minus-squarey0kailinkfedilinkEnglish10•8 days agoMan’s already massaging her neck and head and saying it’s too much, now you want him to massage her back too? /s lol
minus-square@GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•edit-28 days agohave you thought maybe it might be easier to ghost her? just pretend you’re dead and she might go away. edit:
Please dont show that my wife
Because you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.
Wife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I’m giving it all I got!
do you at least get some back?
Man’s already massaging her neck and head and saying it’s too much, now you want him to massage her back too?
/s lol
have you thought maybe it might be easier to ghost her?
just pretend you’re dead and she might go away.
edit:
Second that
Segue into sexy time