will to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months agoInfrared contact lenses let you see in the darkarstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1422arrow-down112
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minus-square@Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish28•2 months agoYou would if you don’t like surprises. Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”
minus-square@qarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish23•2 months agoHow would you get a surprise in the mouth when you’re stuck headfirst in the washer?
minus-square@whiskybourbon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish19•2 months agoThis is real bro not step bro. Totally different shenanigans involved.
You would if you don’t like surprises.
Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”
How would you get a surprise in the mouth when you’re stuck headfirst in the washer?
This is real bro not step bro. Totally different shenanigans involved.