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minus-squareUriel238 [all pronouns]linkfedilinkEnglish30•3 months agoThis is why you block the camera with a little diorama that shows a single white male viewer…frantically masturbating.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBumlinkfedilinkEnglish22•3 months agoClose. This is why I mastubate frantically infront of the cameras. It satifies they kink for surveilance and my kink in exhibitionism.
minus-square@FourWaveforms@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish1•3 months agoIt’s really an ecosystem, if you think about it
minus-square@merdaverse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish20•3 months agoWait, TVs have cameras now? That sounds super creepy
minus-square@pipes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish13•3 months agoAnd an array of microphones. But it’s not like they have a clear view of their surroundings. Wait
minus-squareUriel238 [all pronouns]linkfedilinkEnglish3•3 months agoAs if someone published a book featuring this very technology…in 1949. It was noted with memes when the ToS of one such television suggested not having private conversations in front of or otherwise near the TV screen.
minus-square@milicent_bystandr@lemm.eecakelinkfedilinkEnglish3•3 months agoGood idea, though, this isn’t actually about cameras watching you as the title looks like.
minus-square@slappypantsgo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish3•3 months agoYep, this is just a standard market segmentation.
This is why you block the camera with a little diorama that shows a single white male viewer…frantically masturbating.
Close. This is why I mastubate frantically infront of the cameras. It satifies they kink for surveilance and my kink in exhibitionism.
It’s really an ecosystem, if you think about it
Wait, TVs have cameras now? That sounds super creepy
And an array of microphones. But it’s not like they have a clear view of their surroundings. Wait
As if someone published a book featuring this very technology…in 1949.
It was noted with memes when the ToS of one such television suggested not having private conversations in front of or otherwise near the TV screen.
Good idea, though, this isn’t actually about cameras watching you as the title looks like.
Yep, this is just a standard market segmentation.