Social Security systems contain tens of millions of lines of code written in COBOL, an archaic programming language. Safely rewriting that code would take years—DOGE wants it done in months.
    • That Weird VeganEnglish
      2•2 months ago

      Nope. it won’t go wrong. Do you know how I know? Because the faultless, ever-wonderful DOGE team is on it. They have never gone wrong. Ever.

      oh, what about the 150 year old social security people? that simply never happened

      Needless to say, /s