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alphacyberranger to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 6 months ago

The office is empty at 6:30? Preposterous

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alphacyberranger to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 6 months ago
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  • @Frostbeard@lemmy.world
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    23•6 months ago

    I mean does anybody other than blowhards full of nothing but air use or care a out LinkedIn? The last job they tried to push on me was working in a local five and dime in the city centre mall. Not disrespectinf the fine people who work there, but how do my master in thermodynamics and 20 years of experience with explosives fit in there?

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      6•6 months ago

      It’s honestly the best way to connect with tech recruiters.

      • @BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world
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        8•6 months ago

        I don’t want to “connect” with recruiters, I want them to find me a job (since that’s their job), and then I never want to hear from them until I start looking for a job again. If I wanted friends I wouldn’t be using a job board.

        • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          7•6 months ago

          Yes, that’s what the connection is.

    • @Ledivin@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Of course! There are also trolls that post outlandish stories and then incredulously post screenshots of said stories to reddit or lemmy

    • @boonhet@lemm.ee
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      3•6 months ago

      city centre mall

      how do my … 20 years of experience with explosives fit in there?

      Have you ever played GTA Vice City?

    • @uranibaba@lemmy.world
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      3•6 months ago

      If you said that terrorists tired to recruit you, it would kind fit, morbid it may be.

      • @Frostbeard@lemmy.world
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        2•6 months ago

        Lol

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