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@WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

How do you tell your significant other you want to have sex?

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How do you tell your significant other you want to have sex?

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@WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • Jenny! [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Let's go, Al

  • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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    50•2 years ago

    I love it when the stars align on my feed

  • @DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone
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    40•2 years ago

    “Are you awake?”

    • @Pinklink@lemm.ee
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      9•2 years ago

      He asks at 14:00 on a Saturday when the two of them are sitting around or doing chores

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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    38•2 years ago

    I like to play a game where I try to ask in the worst way that will get a yes.

    Current high score: “I want to kiss and hug you naked squishy-style”.

    • @foggy@lemmy.world
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      9•2 years ago

      My record

      • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        6•2 years ago

        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        record

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

  • @TehWorld@lemmy.world
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    34•2 years ago

    The wife has a penchant for taking off her underwear and throwing them as hard as she can at me. They are light, so I don’t mind.

    • comfortablyglum
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      14•2 years ago

      Chastity belt… CLANG!

      • @Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi
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        10•2 years ago

        “what! A chastity belt? ughhhh that’s going to chafe my Willy!”

        • @amki@feddit.de
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          8•2 years ago

          I see you are a man of tights

        • @TehWorld@lemmy.world
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          3•2 years ago

          Doesn’t matter, had sex.

  • @girl@lemm.ee
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    we just get a bit more handsy than usual and make sexy eyes at each other, it works well

    • @WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.worldOP
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      What does “sexy eyes” look like exactly?

      • @tomi000@lemmy.world
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        53•2 years ago

        • @morphballganon@lemmy.world
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          7•2 years ago

          Noooooo

        • @sfcl33t@discuss.tchncs.de
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          2•2 years ago

          Nightmares

  • @CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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    We’ve been together 16 years, married for 14, and we are like two teenagers who have been left alone by an inattentive parent or teacher. If we are in arm’s reach we are touching each other, if nobody is looking, we are making out, if the door is locked, we’re either undressed or we’re working on it.

    • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍
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      Good for you guys! Here’s to the next 16 years!

  • m-p{3}
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    27•2 years ago

    With Frank’s quote from It’s Always Sunny and Philadephia

    I got my magnum condoms and a wad of hundreds; I’m ready to plow!

  • @Gnugit@aussie.zone
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    “Hungry? Would you like some sausage? I have cheese sausage for you” (Never works but it’s funny)

    “Got two minutes” (works more often than you’d think but it’s normally expected to only be 2-5 minutes)

    “What are you up to tonight? Do you want to come over to my side of the bed?” *wink (after having a king size bed I will NEVER go back)

    • comfortablyglum
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      To your cheese sausage I would reply “And for you, I have tuna patte.”

      • @Gnugit@aussie.zone
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        OOo, we having Hors d’Oeuvres over here!

  • @msbeta1421@lemmy.world
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    We send each other a squirrel emoji via text

  • @t7tis@lemmy.ml
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    Married. A look, even indirect, is enough for her to know exactly what I think about. It’s scary when she asks me if I’m hungry before I realized that I was (must have been passingly looking over to the kitchen/snacks without even realizing it). If i look at her boobs for 2 seconds she knows, even while looking in another direction/at a phone. It’s kind of scary. I guess I am really obvious without knowing it. I do sometimes wonder if she can read my mind.

    • Voyager
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      10•2 years ago

      You’re lucky to have her. I’m happy for you.

    • @Pinklink@lemm.ee
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      6•2 years ago

      She can.

      • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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        6•2 years ago

        People think we’re joking here but we’re not

  • BrainisfineIthink
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    21•2 years ago

    “I’m kinda horny”

    “Should we bone tonight?”

    “When do you wanna have sex”

    “Hold on let me brush my teeth”

    These area a few of our regulars!

  • @MrBakedBeansOnToast@lemmy.world
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    I gave up asking, but when she’s down it’s a straight forward „wanna have sex?“

    • Voyager
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      Why not approach indirectly like complimenting her legs, whispering “I want you” in her ear. These often work for me, and even if it doesn’t, it gets the mood between us so that we can foreplay and cuddle.

  • @lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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    18•2 years ago

    If I’m conscious I want to have sex. If I’m not conscious, wake me up.

  • @madeinthebackseat@lemmy.world
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    “You want to bang?”

    “Is it bang time?”

    Any number of variations with “bang” included.

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