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alphacyberranger to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 6 months ago

Job = average person hobby

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Job = average person hobby

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alphacyberranger to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 6 months ago
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  • @OmegaMouse@pawb.social
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    254•6 months ago

    Average rich people hobbies: Cocaine, tax fraud, genocide

    • @Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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      136•6 months ago

      Burning fossil fuels, underage sex parties, over throwing democratically elected 3rd world governments.

      • @fluxion@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        Overthrowing 1st world countries as well

        • lad
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          28•6 months ago

          Now trending 📈

          • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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            7•6 months ago

            Just replaying a classic

            • lad
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              2•6 months ago

              Makes me wonder if that fascist regime would’ve fallen by the end of the 20th century like the other fascist regimes in Europe

      • @Mirshe@lemmy.world
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        9•6 months ago

        Human trafficking, business fraud, stock fraud, having union organizers threatened/killed…

    • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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      30•6 months ago

      Born wealthy

    • @ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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      25•6 months ago

      Hanging out with Epstein

    • M137
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      You forgot paedophilia, human trafficking and climate destruction.

    • @tibi@lemmy.world
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      Job should be there too. When they get bored, they start doing someone else’s job until they get bored. Like trump pretending to be a Mcdonald employee, or Elon pretending to be a CEO.

  • @GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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    146•6 months ago

    “Invest in Mentors”

    Fucking clown always trying to sell his stupid shit

    • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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      Wasn’t at all surprised to scroll up and see “mentor” in their byline

    • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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      11•6 months ago

      clown clowns

    • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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      9•6 months ago

      Take me to lunch pleeeeeease

    • @thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works
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      7•6 months ago

      Mentors can be a legitimately good way to progress your career; but 100% of the online mentoring services are bullshit.

      Like, for anyone salaried in a corporate environment; pick someone ~3 rings higher than you on the ladder in a seperate department (e.g. Team Lead, Department Head, VP, GM etc.).

      They will be familiar enough with the business to provide useful guidance, helping you build up not only your skillset but your professional network. Because, the dirty secret is - after a certain point, it’s not necessarily what you know - it who you know.

  • TheTechnician27
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    113•6 months ago

    Any rich person born after 1993 can’t party. All they know is gym, invest in they mentors, not work, be knowledgeable, do business, and lie.

    • @darkdemize@sh.itjust.works
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      17•6 months ago

      No eat hot chip?

      • TheTechnician27
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        16•6 months ago

        Only female rich people.

    • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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      10•6 months ago

      Don’t blame me, I only know hot chip

      • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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        6 months ago

        Now playing - Down by Hot Chip

  • @AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    64•6 months ago

    Some of the most knowledgeable people I’ve meet were dirt-poor.

    • GingaNinga
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      40•6 months ago

      most academics/research roles. Huge competition, your life depends on winning grants, requires PhD and years of training, poverty-level salaries.

    • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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      6•6 months ago

      They must love their Job hobby

  • @rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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    51•6 months ago

    It’s hilarious to me that, while the author is trying to own working-class people’s poor choice of hobbies, what it actually does is show the immense privilege of people whose only hobbies are various forms of “self improvement”.

  • @MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world
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    51•6 months ago

    I don’t think this individual understands what a hobby is. Your job by definition is not a hobby.

    • @ddplf@szmer.info
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      18•6 months ago

      IF YOU LOVE YOUR JOB YOU’LL NEVER WORK A SINGLE DAY BROTHER AWOOOGA

    • @fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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      7•6 months ago

      Man, I knowledged so hard today.

  • @painfulasterisk1@lemmy.ml
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    44•6 months ago

    TIL, that Donald and Mush partying at Epstein Island is considered a hobby for the poor.

    • @Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Isn’t musk posting on Twitter all day everyday that he is playing Diablo?

      (Sidenote: did you know musk is one of the top players in the leaderboard in Diablo iv? Totally unrelated; Did you know you can buy yourself, through gambling mechanics, quite an advantage with real money?)

    • I Cast Fist
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      4•6 months ago

      It wasn’t a party, it was a business meeting, involving business partners wink wink nudge nudge

  • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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    • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      16•6 months ago

      Alternately, rich kids just pay off the carnival workers for the big prize without playing the game at all

      • @pinkystew@reddthat.com
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        8•6 months ago

        Or mass deport them after living off their labor for decades

    • @Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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      8•6 months ago

      So I am middle class then. Man why does it still feel poor?

      • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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        11•6 months ago

        you are working class. We all are.

        • @Aceticon@lemmy.world
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          Nowadays, there are really only two classes:

          • The Owners class, which is people who live off the money that’s made by the assets they own.
          • The Worker class, which is people who live off the money they get from selling their work.

          What was called “Middle Class” generally are just workers who earn a bit more, though the older Middle Class did at times manage to save enough to buy enough assets that they could start living of the income from those assets and not have to work anymore. That’s not the case for young people nowadays who would qualify as Middle Class due to their level of formal education and the kind of work they do because it’s way harder for them to save and asset prices are through the roof.

      • 1ostA5tro6yne
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        there is only the working class and the owning class. those other classes were made up by the owning class, to divide the working class.

  • @puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    36•6 months ago

    Alvin’s hobby:

    CW: nudity

    • @Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      13•6 months ago

      Oh come on, I doubt it’s that large.

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    33•6 months ago

    ive done the gym and knowledge thing, why am i not rich?

    • @laverabe@lemmy.world
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      12•6 months ago

      One must delete facebook and lawyer up before one can ascend to the realm of #4. Profit.

      • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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        facebork was gone 5 minutes after starting up this phone on day one. lawyers are only as good as the money you give them.

        • @dubyakay@lemmy.ca
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          It’s a reference to two older memes.

          https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/profit

          https://old.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/1tun6u/from_where_did_delete_facebook_hit_the_gym_lawyer/

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      9•6 months ago

      Did you do a business?

      • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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        5•6 months ago

        not so’s you know it

      • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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        3•6 months ago

        Business of giving the business… and Business is Booming!

    • @Aceticon@lemmy.world
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      5•6 months ago

      They forgot that the main criteria for ending up in the “rich” group is “be born rich”.

    • dream_weasel
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      4•6 months ago

      How invest in either mentors or dementors.

      • A Wild Mimic appears!
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        2•5 months ago

        i can only afford mentos

    • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      I must be middle class because I skip the gym to do my cardio outside

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    31•6 months ago

    A job is not a hobby. I feel that that shouldn’t require explanation.

    • @howrar@lemmy.ca
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      Sometimes, hobby becomes job and stops being hobby :c

  • @Prandom_returns@lemm.ee
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    “So, do you have any hobbies?”

    “Yep! I like job, invest in mentors, knowledge…”

  • @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    26•6 months ago

    Entire bottom box should be “wait for trust fund”.

  • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    26•6 months ago

    making enough money to be able to pay rent and eat something is my new hobby!

  • @vordalack@lemm.ee
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    25•6 months ago

    It’s amazing how hourly workers brainwashed themselves into believing that they’re entrepreneurs.

    They really believe the nonsense that bro podcasters sell them.

    They’ll be 40 in an hourly retail position wondering where everything went wrong.

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