The Picard Maneuver to cats@lemmy.world • 2 years agoBrother, help me!startrek.websiteimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1646arrow-down118
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minus-square@Owljfien@iusearchlinux.fyilinkfedilinkEnglish12•2 years agoIt’s cute, but I cringe whenever people refer to a dog or a cat as “my child”
minus-square@figaro@lemdro.idlinkfedilinkEnglish7•2 years agoYou missed the memo. Children are too expensive, so now pets are the new children, and plants are the new pets. Goldfish are the new plants.
minus-square@Empricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglish1•2 years agoSure, but we don’t actually call goldfish plants now, just because the cost of ownership changed! Words have meaning, dammit!
minus-square@figaro@lemdro.idlinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoMy plant died today so I flushed it down the toilet.
minus-square@Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•2 years agoI cringe whenever someone can’t stand others enjoying life in a different way.
minus-square@funkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink5•2 years agoyou fool, you’ve revealed your weakness to me and… my child
It’s cute, but I cringe whenever people refer to a dog or a cat as “my child”
You missed the memo. Children are too expensive, so now pets are the new children, and plants are the new pets. Goldfish are the new plants.
Sure, but we don’t actually call goldfish plants now, just because the cost of ownership changed! Words have meaning, dammit!
My plant died today so I flushed it down the toilet.
Did it meow?
I cringe whenever someone can’t stand others enjoying life in a different way.
“no u”
you fool, you’ve revealed your weakness to me and… my child
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Sympathy pain, I get it